Omg they for pizza 1 in the monring +

Rice isn’t nice guys

The alcoho told me. !

DRUNK

fuck ! idk wtf I trying to say

More alcohol :)

No work en tomorrow !

Anonymous asked: Why is she 'The Waitress' in your phone?

Because she’s a waitress ? ;P haha I kinda obsessed about her to my friends before I actually talked to her. I’d always refer to her as the waitress and I guess it stuck after we started talking. Now all her friends use it :P

Me being sexy ;)

gnarasaur:

suicideblonde:

GREAT OPENING OR GREATEST OPENING?

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR THE THEME SONG IN YOUR HEAD

I’m almost to season 5 again. Sad.